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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers and counselors! Y'all know what they say about what brings the good ol' May flowers, right?

[SUDDENLY: it is pouring down rain without a single warning. And not just a drizzle or a light shower or anything - it's an absolute deluge. Good luck staying dry.]

Comments

[coffeejesus]

Oh dear.

[takeme2urpants]

[SIGH]

Leave. Water does not harm VUX.

[coffeejesus]

But you might catch a cold.

[takeme2urpants]

This is impossible.

[coffeejesus]

At least let me help, Zex-san. [ tries to help you carry your things ]

[takeme2urpants]

[Straightens]

I am not your ZEX. If you had been paying attention, you would know this by now.

[coffeejesus]

Ara?

[takeme2urpants]

I am of his past and do not appreciate your "help."

[coffeejesus]

Mm, Zex-san is still Zex-san.

[takeme2urpants]

That is only true in the most technical sense.

Please leave.

[coffeejesus]

It's better to be together than alone, isn't it?

[takeme2urpants]

Not in this case.

Is this such a difficult concept? Has the Admiral truly never explained anything?

[coffeejesus]

But Zex-san is still the Zex-san that I love.

[takeme2urpants]

[Just--snaps]

You are not the first to say so. Know that your--these things are not returned, and I despise you for inspiring these thoughts in me, human.

[coffeejesus]

Ah, it must be camp.

[takeme2urpants]

Whatever excuse you will heed shall suffice.