ITP: Pony

[yestothedress]

[A rather fabulous looking pony trots into camp, a pair of red-framed glasses on her head, shotgun and laptop glowing and floating around her. Horn's glowing too as she looks around.]

I can't possibly create a dress with these things, so why do I have them?

((OOC: May the post bombardment commence. COME AT ME, BRO.

ETA: Movie watching. BB in a

Comments

[littlestdeath]

Cindy! Cindy it's a talking pony.

[SO MUCH EXCITEMENT]

[justwannahave]

Indeed, it is a talking pony.

[And it doesn't seem to come with a plastic hairbrush and hair clips either.]

[littlestdeath]

[gasp]

She has a horn. Does that make her a unicorn? This is so cool.

[justwannahave]

[It's doubly ironic when you know that they have a set of Disney Princess crossover MLPs . . .]

Perhaps . . . Not quite the same as the traditional unicorns though . . .

[Because Cindy wouldn't be talking to the pony if that was the case . . .]

[littlestdeath]

Well, she talks. And I think she wants to accessorize her shotgun. I haven't met any real unicorns, though, so I can't compare them.

[justwannahave]

Hopefully, someone will explain to her what those are for.

I haven't met any real unicorns either.

[. . . Because she got disqualified a long long time ago.]

[littlestdeath]

Ah, I wonder if the zombies will have a problem with her. Aren't unicorns supposed to get rid of undead things or something?

[justwannahave]

I think there was something about purifying wells too . . . As these are probably zombies created by the Director and not by some scary force of darkness, that might not apply.

[littlestdeath]

Well, as long as she doesn't get hoards of zombies attacking her, it should be fine. Although she might end up trying to play dress-up with them instead.

[justwannahave]

That's not going to do the zombies much harm, fortunately.

[littlestdeath]

Maybe she'll actually make this place look presentable.

[justwannahave]

We have stylists for Camp too. I'm not sure it's actually possible to make the zombies, gorillas and Marcy presentable for anything though.

[littlestdeath]

You never know! A unicorn might be able to pull it off.

[justwannahave]

Yes--with a wave of her magical horn perhaps.

[littlestdeath]

[laughs]

That's the idea, anyways.

[justwannahave]

I would imagine that most magical beings might try to magic their way out of Camp at first.