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[cake_and_death]

[there's a sign on the mess hall door today: "Now Serving Tuesday Vichyssoise." Come inside and you will indeed find pots of a lovely chilled puree... that doesn't look like it's made of potatoes]

. . . all the blenders, ruined.

((AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY BY FAMILY. I'm sorry, I will pick up, please mingle!))

Comments

[mightlovedogs]

[g-gag]

But we need those blenders!

[littlestdeath]

When Alice and I were asking people questions a while back, a bag of chips just started floating, like someone was eating them. I'm not gonna rule it out.

[mightlovedogs]

Maybe it was a prank. I bet it was a prank!

[littlestdeath]

Who can do a prank like that, though?

[mightlovedogs]

I don't know... Maybe Camp was just screwing with you.

[littlestdeath]

But if there are people here who can do magic and be immortal, it's possible there are ghosts too, right?

[mightlovedogs]

...

[littlestdeath]

...What?

[mightlovedogs]

Augh! Why did you start talking about ghosts?! How am I going to sleep tonight?

[littlestdeath]

I'm sorry! Think about something else! Uh, there are unicorns here too. Unicorns don't let bad ghosts stay near them. It's fine.

[mightlovedogs]

Liar! I haven't seen any damn unicorns!

[littlestdeath]

No, there really is one! I saw her. She had purple hair and wore red glasses and talked a lot about making clothes. She just got here a few days ago, so it's understandable if you haven't seen her around yet.

[mightlovedogs]

[... why does a unicorn need to wear glasses... or wear clothes...]

It talked?!

[littlestdeath]

It talked. It's a talking unicorn.

[mightlovedogs]

[THIS IS AMAZING]

[littlestdeath]

You'll have to meet her. It's completely awesome.