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[cake_and_death]

[there's a sign on the mess hall door today: "Now Serving Tuesday Vichyssoise." Come inside and you will indeed find pots of a lovely chilled puree... that doesn't look like it's made of potatoes]

. . . all the blenders, ruined.

((AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY BY FAMILY. I'm sorry, I will pick up, please mingle!))

Comments

[burgercraving]

That sounds like an STD.

[burgercraving]

Is that a white flag of surrender I see? Next time you randomly think about me when it comes to sex, don't let me in. I'm not interested.

[boxbythebed]

Great job keeping those urges to constantly mention fucking me down, Jodie. You're a credit to the closeted community.

[burgercraving]

The only way I'd think about you and sex seriously right now is if I wanted to practice my gag reflex.

[boxbythebed]

Good.

[burgercraving]

But stop fooling yourself into believing I have some obsession with you. You walked up to me to make a request about something that didn't even need to be a request. Examine yourself first, Ghoul girl.

[boxbythebed]

Roommate courtesy. I get that you were probably raised by wolves or something, but it's called social skills.

[burgercraving]

And again, why isn't this made with Dante? You're grasping at straws.

[boxbythebed]

Once again, I've fucking lived with Dante for over a year, and we have this down already. He doesn't disturb me when I have company, I don't disturb him when he's doing something homoerotic.

[burgercraving]

Wait, hold up. Didn't you already say you didn't need to? So which is it?

[boxbythebed]

I don't need to because we already have it down. Like, I know it's pretty tough for you, but try to hold more than two thoughts in your defective brain at the same time, okay? He's not a complete and utter moron like you are, so he knows already. I thought you might need a little bit more house-training.

[burgercraving]

I'm not some dog for you to train, and we made it pretty clear last time that you don't have any claim on having anything to do with me. So go bother someone else with your favors and stop trying to invite me into the private details of your life.

[boxbythebed]

...Right, okay. Have fun being completely and utterly lonely here.

[burgercraving]

What?

[boxbythebed]

I've got shit to do, hope I don't see you around.

[burgercraving]

I sincerely hope it's to go get a facelift.