[on the hospital roof]

[inthemoodnow]

[If you happen to be on or near the hospital roof tonight, you'll find one captain up there by himself, looking thoughtful as his greatcoat flaps gently in the breeze. If you're observant, you might catch him taking a drink from a flask every now and then. You might also hear some music wafting faintly through the air nearbyIn any case, he's good

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[dont_ingest]

[Hey, it's a decent sniper perch]

Haven't seen you around in a while.

[inthemoodnow]

*turns -- a little startled it seems, oddly enough, given how attentive he usually is to his surroundings. but it's just a slight thing and he quickly recovers. he does look a bit tired, which might explain it.*

I try to spread the wealth of my presence as much as possible. Must've managed to keep missing each other. Which is tragic. How have you been doing, Garrus?

[dont_ingest]

Well enough to be catching more sleep than you evidently have.

[inthemoodnow]

Been a busy few weeks. Camp stuff. I mean, not camp-wide stuff, obviously, but just, you know, those unique kinds of personal camp... situations.

There are more dangerous places to be a little sleep-deprived in, at least.

[dont_ingest]

A rooftop wouldn't be my top pick for a powernap.

[inthemoodnow]

I hadn't been planning on it, but now that you mention it, I think might actually be one of the safest places here.

[dont_ingest]

Probably not too comfortable on the neck, though.

[inthemoodnow]

I've dealt with worse. I mean, you're a tall guy, I bet you've ended up in quarters made for species muuuuch smaller than you're made to be.

[dont_ingest]

You've got me there.

[inthemoodnow]

Yeah, think...

*indicates with his hand someone about half his height*

[dont_ingest]

Now that wouldn't have been fun.

[inthemoodnow]

Comfortable, no. Fun...

*a shit-eating grin tugs at one corner of his mouth*

...yeah, that ended up being pretty fun.

[dont_ingest]

Should I ask?

[inthemoodnow]

Do you wanna know?

*raises an eyebrow in a way that indicates that there will soon be no turning back*

[dont_ingest]

Probably not, but go on anyway.

[inthemoodnow]

Okay, so there's this species from a few dozen light years away, Alpha Centauri-ward from Earth, that are sort of like- are you familiar with Komondor dogs? Big dogs, look kind of like giant sentient mop heads. Which is what these guys were like, only without the dog part, just the mop. So there was this... business deal that went a little awry, and I ended up in very close quarters with a couple of these little fellas...

*he shows no sign of stopping. allow him to continue: y/n?*