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[antivenomette]

[What is this? It's May and it's freezing and rainy outside and generally GROSS. Luckily you have this blanket! And... someone else has the other part of it.

Oh, and neither of you is wearing pants. Enjoy!]

((PANTSLESS BLANKETFIC what it says on the tin. play amongst yourselves ♥))

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[putyaswordson]

[ BOXERS WITH MAYO PRINT ]

...

[youmustlickit]

........WHO 4R3 YOU
4ND WH4T SM3LLS L1K3 COND1M3NTS?

[putyaswordson]

Mayonnaise is NOT just a condiment.

[youmustlickit]

TH4TS NOT 4N 4NSW3R TO 31TH3R QU3ST1ON!

[putyaswordson]

I can't let someone demean the king of toppings like that.

... but to answer both questions, let's just say "camp shenanigans."

[youmustlickit]

TH3 K1NG OF TOPP1NGS??

[putyaswordson]

... wait, are you like the one with the big horns?

[youmustlickit]

YOU M34N T4VROS?
1M SOOO MUCH COOL3R TH4N H1M

[putyaswordson]

I dunno what his name was, but sure. Just asking.

As for the king of toppings, whatever you guys are or wherever you're from, mayonnaise is the best. And not the nasty American mayonnaise or It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

[youmustlickit]

WH4T SH4LL NOT B3 N4M3D?

[putyaswordson]

Such an unholy creation. I'm not even sure why I acknowledge the existence of it.

[youmustlickit]

YOUR3 W31RD!

[putyaswordson]

That's what they all say.

... but you know you're pretty weird to me, right.

[youmustlickit]

YOUR3 W31RD3R!
3V3N FOR 4 HUM4N

[putyaswordson]

I'm pretty normal compared to some.

[youmustlickit]

3V3N W1TH YOUR W31RD COND1M3NT F1X4T1ON??