ITP: insult machine

[asterisking]

[ in the mess hall there is a machine. it looks kind of like a fortune telling machine with the figure of a wizard mounted inside of it. there also seems to be some sort of shield around it making it impossible to break. & everytime you pass by it an insult comes straight out of its mouth towards you & appears as a giant sign over your head. if you

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[prettybanchou]

[ PATHETIC VIRGIN ]

Don't let such foolishness bother you.

[skirtindanger]

It's there for everybody to see, though!

[prettybanchou]

And their opinions matter?

[skirtindanger]

It's just-- kind of embarrassing...

[prettybanchou]

Being a bookworm means you enjoy reading, yes? Reading is a method in which one gains knowledge. There is nothing embarrassing about that.

[skirtindanger]

I'm not ashamed that I like to read, but did it have to call me a nerd? Sheesh...

[prettybanchou]

You're worried about things that don't matter, Miss Albarn.

[skirtindanger]

... R- right. I'll try not to pay attention to it.

[prettybanchou]

[ nods :) ]

[skirtindanger]

.. Still, that thing is really annoying. Who thought this was a good idea?

[prettybanchou]

I believe the general response for times like this is: Camp.

[skirtindanger]

Ugh... And people here have been dealing with this sort of thing for years? It's like there's no getting a break around here.

[prettybanchou]

I feel the same. It's like we've become involved in some great cosmic joke.