ITP: Children's Day

[sutureourfuture]

[in front of the Mess Hall, there appears to be a dozen or so tables set up in a half circle. on each of these tables is an assortment of small snacks, ranging from modern-day things like cupcakes (no real sugar used, of course) to more traditional things. however, what makes these snacks different is that you might notice that they're your

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[mechabro]

Why are you stacking hats? If your head's big, just make a bigger hat.

[capt_liarpants]

I feel like stacking hats! Got a problem with it, Teeny Franky?

[mechabro]

Oi, I know I get HUGE later on! I'll kick your ass!

[capt_liarpants]

You wouldn't dare! You're too afraid of my fearsome reputation!

[mechabro]

Oh yeah? And what's that? King of the Stupid Hats?

[capt_liarpants]

Nooooooo, it's as the Evil Usopp from Heeeeeeeeeell!

*says this in a spooky voice. impressed yet?*

[mechabro]

Oh, I was wrong - you're the King of Stupid.

[capt_liarpants]

Oi, oi, oi! I'm not stupid! You're just too stupid to understand how terrifying I am.

*says the guy making a newspaper hat*

[mechabro]

I've fought Sea Kings before, you're nothing.

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah? I've fought Sea Kings too and you're nothing!

[mechabro]

I built battleships to fight 'em!

[capt_liarpants]

I've fought them with my own bare hands!

[mechabro]

Liar! No way!

[capt_liarpants]

Well, show me a Sea King and I'll prove that I can fight them with my bare hands!

*confident in the fact that there are no Sea Kings around*

[mechabro]

The tentacle monster! I saw it!

[capt_liarpants]

...no, you didn't. There's no tentacle monster here.

*CAN'T READ MY CAN'T READY MY YOU CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE*