ITP: Children's Day

[sutureourfuture]

[in front of the Mess Hall, there appears to be a dozen or so tables set up in a half circle. on each of these tables is an assortment of small snacks, ranging from modern-day things like cupcakes (no real sugar used, of course) to more traditional things. however, what makes these snacks different is that you might notice that they're your

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[mechabro]

Hey! You're gonna make a mess if you do that!

[mechabro]

Right? What a dick. I wanna meet hiiiiiiim!

[littlestdeath]

So he can tell you all the things not to do so you don't get into trouble? That's what I'd ask me! And how to catch Methuselah.

[mechabro]

Mesthulesahaha? What?

[littlestdeath]

Methuselah! He's the world's biggest bounty! If you catch him you can have money forever and live in a palace.

[mechabro]

A palace? I've heard of people with huge bounties before, but damn!

[littlestdeath]

Uh-huh! It's the biggest bounty ever. And I'm gonna catch him for Grandfather!