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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[there is struggling!!]

[odiousialist]

...you know it doesn't look really convincing, right?

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Should I struggle more?

[odiousialist]

Mmm... yes. And perhaps yell a little more.

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Help! Help!

- like that? Or would it help if I raised the pitch of my voice a bit more?

[odiousialist]

Probably. I mean, if you're about to die, how high would you yell for your life? I bet you'd sound different if you weren't prepared for... whatever it is you're doing anyway.

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It's an acting exercise.

[odiousialist]

Well then, practice makes perfect.