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[boldstarring]

[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[littlestdeath]

[attempt number one at kicking the vampire in the face!!]

Let him go!

[vampsuckudry]

[SHOVING JESSE OUT OF THE WAY YET AGAIN, then evades]

And another hero.

[littlestdeath]

[stops mid-swinging my scythe towards your neck]

Huh?

[vampsuckudry]

A slow one, even.

[littlestdeath]

Maybe you shouldn't go around pretending to eat people!

[vampsuckudry]

Why not? It's fun.

[littlestdeath]

You're giving people the wrong idea! And eventually someone's gonna show up who you can't dodge and they'll chop your head off.

[vampsuckudry]

And that would be bad.

[littlestdeath]

Unless you want your head chopped off, yeah, that's kinda bad.

[vampsuckudry]

They can try.

[littlestdeath]

You're that confident?

[boldstarring]

[is shoved out of the way! and regains his balance, staring at Machika's scythe.]

[littlestdeath]

[this vampire does not seem very threatening anymore]

If you're not actually in trouble I'm going to smack you.

[boldstarring]

It's an acting exercise. How do you manage to hold that thing?

[littlestdeath]

It's not that heavy. You get used to it.

[boldstarring]

How big is it, exactly?