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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[littlestdeath]

[attempt number one at kicking the vampire in the face!!]

Let him go!

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I'm not cranky. I'm being realistic.

[littlestdeath]

There's a difference between realistic and pessimistic.