ITP: breakfast roulette

[paeoniaoxylon]

[ Good morning, camp! The Mess Hall appears to be well-stocked today with your favourite cereals, eggs and bacon, pancakes and other breakfast foods

Comments

[gayforjustice]

What just happened?

[sryibrokedit]

... T-Teleportation?

[gayforjustice]

How?

[sryibrokedit]

... Camp?

[SO HELPFUL :|b]

[gayforjustice]

[SIGH]

[sryibrokedit]

This is sort of like the "when people end up in other people's bed" thing, right?

[gayforjustice]

I haven't experienced that one yet. I only just found out men turn into women a week ago.

[sryibrokedit]

I've heard about that happening sometimes but I've only met someone who's turned into an animal before.

[gayforjustice]

That happens, does it?

[sryibrokedit]

Yeah! Apparently it's punishment for trying to break the no-sex rule!

[gayforjustice]

I am suddenly so glad I've had no luck finding a date here.

[sryibrokedit]

[blinks for a moment as that sinks ... in ...]

That. Does make things a bit hard, doesn't it.

[gayforjustice]

Just a touch.

[sryibrokedit]

[errr, MOVING ON NOW]

So hello, I'm Uru! Did you lose your breakfast too?

[gayforjustice]

I'm Kate. I was going to have pancakes but I seem to have a bacon muffin instead.

[sryibrokedit]

Oh, the muffins aren't bad! Although it's a shame about the pancakes.