ITP: A CONCERT!?

[tasteslikehair]

[Today, in the middle of Camp, there is a small stage with a single microphone stand. The stage is empty at first, but eventually a teenage girl is escorted on by two zombies in tuxes. she approaches the microphone

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[burgercraving]

At least she did the obvious mash-up.

[lesbeserious]

Nnnnnot really sure how that actually makes it any better.

[burgercraving]

Have you talked to Cat before? It could've been like, some weird Taylor Swift song instead. Can you imagine Gaga and Swift put together?

[lesbeserious]

[doing everything in her power not to cringe at the mention of Taylor Swift, yeah]

... okay, you have a point.

[burgercraving]

Fortunately, for what she lacks in everything else, she at least has musical wisdom. Some, anyway.

[lesbeserious]

I'll take your word for it.

[burgercraving]

But otherwise, she's like a third-rate version of someone I know back home. Useful, at least.

[lesbeserious]

Useful, seriously? For what?

[burgercraving]

For nothing you care about.

[lesbeserious]

Then why even bring it up?

[burgercraving]

Why not?

[lesbeserious]

Because it means you're pretty much talking to yourself.

[burgercraving]

And you've made it clear you're more interested in Fall Out Boy than real art.

[lesbeserious]

... excuse me, "S&M?" You're playing the "real art" card?

[burgercraving]

... It was for sex.

[lesbeserious]

[there are so many questions she's tempted to ask, and yet...]

... oh. Uh. Okay.