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[drunken_sorcery]

Hey, you.

Any chance I could convince you to catch me a zombie? Alive. As alive as they get, I mean.

I could offer a reward.

((ooc: Aaaand slowing down for the night, thanks guys! I will pick up all threads tomorrow.))

Comments

[littlestdeath]

It's easy. You just gotta kick them.

[justwannahave]

[Wait--why are you tiny again?]

. . . I think he wants them intact.

[littlestdeath]

[Children's Day :|b]

You don't break them when you kick them.

[justwannahave]

[Oh. And when you consider how many countries have it on different dates . . .]

They might if they've already gone soft.

[littlestdeath]

Then don't kick a soft one!

[justwannahave]

Ah, but it might be tricky to tell a soft one from a fresher one.

[littlestdeath]

Soft ones look squishier.

[justwannahave]

Or drippy. They might smell even worse than the others--though there's probably not much of a difference.

Who knows what that guy wants with a rotting zombie anyway?

[littlestdeath]

Nuh-uh. You only use zombies to play with, so maybe he wants to play.

[justwannahave]

[It's a lot more shady when a grown man wants to play with zombies.]

That's not much of a game, is it? Big, tall guy like that against a wobbly zombie . . .

[littlestdeath]

Hm. Maybe you should ask him why he wants to play with them.

[justwannahave]

[You are a terrible little munchkin.]

If he wants to play with them. Would you get anyone a zombie without knowing what they wanted it for?

[littlestdeath]

Nnn...no? Mm, yes. Wait, no. ...I dunno.

[This question is hard]

[justwannahave]

We can leave the harder questions for everyone else to ask him . . . After all, he can get his own zombie.

[littlestdeath]

Uh-huh! It's easy. He's just being a scardy-cat.

[justwannahave]

Maybe he is . . . Anyway, let's go look at the horses--they don't smell as bad as the zombies.