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[Somewhere not far from the fabled Center of Camp, but just far enough that a girl could twirl gleefully near a cornfield without getting her ridiculously long hair caught in anything, there is… well, a girl twirling gleefully near a cornfield without getting her ridiculously long hair caught in anything.]

Oh my gosh, have you ever seen so much

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You haven't?

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I haven't! Aren't people supposed to be impressed?

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It's just corn, you know, and a multitude of it at that.

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But this is the first time I've seen it up close!

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Seriously?

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Preeetty sure!

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Have you lived under a rock or something? Corn is one of those general staples - you can easily get it at the store.

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Not under a rock, exactly...

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It's a turn of phrase.

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Oh, no, I definitely know that!