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[alwaysuserubber]

[TODAY, IN THE MESS HALL: something stupid.

Which is to say, there's a small kid, a pirate, and a kitty (!!!) -- and also a stick. This cat is going to learn some hella awesome tricks whether it wants to or not.]

Fetch! I said fetch!

(( edit LOSING OUR ATTENTION SPANS, we are the best ))

Comments

[sutureourfuture]

No one asked you if it was useless or not.

[sutureourfuture]

[this is the angriest little boy ever charging right toward you]

[ionic_bond]

[Points the sharp end at him]

Do you want to be impaled on your own sword, idiot?

[sutureourfuture]

[reaches for the blade and grabs it with his hand]

I'd rather die than see you using her sword.

[ionic_bond]

Like I even need it. Have fun treating your wounds later, brat.

[twists the blade and stabs Zoro in the hand, then drops it carelessly.]

[sutureourfuture]

[makes a clipped pained yelp but doesn't make a single noise after that, snatching up the sword and the sheath quickly and making a run for it]

[ionic_bond]

[watches him go]

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