ITP: Camp's first Power Ranger makes a typically suave entrance in full suit & helmet

[wedidnotsplat]

[or, um, he lurches around, half-concussed, because he's been practising his teleportation power and materialised upside down over a rock and now he can't get his helmet off.]

.......help?

(((ETA: Sob, I have to go out, thanks guys you are all v kind to the littlest stupidest Power Ranger, I will pick up old and new later!)))

Comments

[justwannahave]

[Your muffled voice sounds vaguely familiar. Also your level of fail.]

Are you stuck?

[wedidnotsplat]

[waving with relief at you because I recognise your voice]

[except I can't quite see you so I'm kind of waving off to your left]

Yes! Please! Um, help please, I mean!

[justwannahave]

Sit up straight. *goes over and considers how to get the helmet off without unscrewing your head*

I'm going to start pulling now.

*tug*

[wedidnotsplat]

[whimper whimper but plz keep going]

[justwannahave]

*yank yank*

Seriously, you need to be more careful . . .

*pulls harder*

[wedidnotsplat]

[POP]

[SCREAM]

I know I know I know THANK YOU.

[whimper]

[justwannahave]

You're welcome . . . What are you doing dressed like that anyway?

[wedidnotsplat]

It's my secret identity!

Uh, okay, not that secret, but superheroes are meant to be secret. Normally.

...I'm a Power Ranger.

[justwannahave]

[MLPs, Power Rangers . . . obviously, all the toy lines will be represented here eventually.]

Really? What does a Power Ranger do?

[wedidnotsplat]

[lmao yes plz]

[puffs out tiny chest]

I protect the innocent... fight evil...

[deflates]

Fall on my butt a lot?

[justwannahave]

I see--you look like you need to work on that . . . So how did you helmet get stuck?

[wedidnotsplat]

Yeah, I'm trying. Stupid training.

Oh. My suit lets me teleport. But I'm not very good at it yet. Long story short, upside down, screaming, rock, blah blah blah?

[justwannahave]

Good luck with that.

You might want to try it out in the fields where there aren't many rocks, walls or buildings . . .

[wedidnotsplat]

Hahaha, yeah, that'd be smart.

See, that's why I keep you around. For thinking!

[justwannahave]

[Hmm--to test how oblivious this guy is or just trod on his foot when he gets too annoying . . .]

. . . You obviously need someone to do that.

[wedidnotsplat]

[I am indeed oblivious but OH SO CUTE LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE MEEE]

I'm beginning to realise that, yeah.