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miacarascienza in campfuckudie

May 15, 2011 20:51

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atheological May 16 2011, 01:01:02 UTC

[returns a blank survey, with the exception of number 19 answered with:]

It depends on what sense we're talking about.

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:04:30 UTC

[reply: "Are you a philosopher? Get out."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:05:20 UTC

If you open a door, show me the way.

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:06:19 UTC

[reply: "That doesn't actually mean anything, you know."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:07:03 UTC

Yeah, well, then we're both stuck here, aren't we?

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:09:27 UTC

[reply: "I'm certainly not."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:10:09 UTC

I didn't know computer programs could be in denial. You're quite the AI, aren't you?

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:12:33 UTC

[reply: "Oh my goodness, how brilliantly clever of you. I am just in so much awe. No one has ever figured that out before."

fwd: slowclap.mp3]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:13:35 UTC

You could teach me a thing or two about patronizing.

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:20:27 UTC

[reply: "Aperture Science aims to inspire the bright young minds of the future."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:21:56 UTC

That sounds like just what I was looking for. How do I sign up?

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:23:29 UTC

[reply: "Fill out the survey."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:24:33 UTC

I don't think you've proved yourself deserving of that just yet.

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 01:36:51 UTC

[reply: "It doesn't matter to me if you don't. There are plenty of other brighter, younger, mindier volunteers."]

atheological May 16 2011, 01:50:37 UTC

Passiveness is boring.

miacarascienza May 16 2011, 02:16:00 UTC

[reply: "Rome wasn't built in a day."]

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