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[miacarascienza]

[an email has popped up on your laptop screen. you cannot dewindow from it. don't worry, it won't take long. promise.]

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[justwannahave]

*unplugs the laptop, pops out the battery and puts them into two separate drawers*

[miacarascienza]

More humans need to use their resources like you do. It's a good trait to have.

[justwannahave]

[Sorry, cannot actually see that message.]

*goes out to find dinner/sneak around*

[miacarascienza]

But unfortunate, really.

[justwannahave]

[Nefarious plots by creepy computers must wait for another day--tomorrow is Mandatory Naked Day after all.]