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[fu_noobspeaker]

Aw shucks, folks! Ain't it just a gosh-darned beautiful day? The wind's blowing in Marcy's tentacles, the toucans and the cows are a'lowing in the morning sun ... wouldn't today just be a great day for y'all to commune with nature?

[A CLUE: YOU ARE ALL NOW NAKED. Enjoy that.]

((YUP, IT'S JUST ABOUT NAKED DAY, FOLKS.))

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[buchoucompelsu]

Oh, fantastic.

[was on the courts! has managed to fashion his jersey into... some kind of kilt and is briskly walking back to his cabin. enjoy your view of the pale athletic jailbait.]

[knivestomeatyou]

[Using his fan to cover himself.]

This is hardly communing with nature.

[buchoucompelsu]

This is camp being funny. [clutching his racket to his chest. this is so uncomfortable and i am used to changeroom environments even!]

[knivestomeatyou]

Someone needs to teach the people in charge that this is neither of these things.

[I feel for you. I'm just keeping in mind being naked might be the lesser of two evils.]

[buchoucompelsu]

The people in charge won't care. ...are you new?

[knivestomeatyou]

Something like that. Katauragi Shugo.

[buchoucompelsu]

Yukimura Seiichi. If you don't mind, I'd like to get indoors, at the very least.

[...oh] My cabin is close, if you need to borrow some clothing. It might be a little big though.

[knivestomeatyou]

I ...[Short mental debate] yeah, thanks. I'll... repay you. Being slightly big is better than my other option.

[buchoucompelsu]

It's fine. All I expect is my clothes back. [and back to that brisk walk]

[knivestomeatyou]

If you insist. [This feels like such a walk of shame.]

[buchoucompelsu]

[that would be because it is! oh here is the door.]

Here we are, Katsuragi-san.

[knivestomeatyou]

It really was close. [Imagine that.]

[buchoucompelsu]

Mm-hm. It seemed more merciful than letting you wander. [rummaging through a cabinet and passing you some pants & a shirt]

[knivestomeatyou]

[I will take that and just not say how very thankful I am to have them.]

I'm having a hard time believing you really are just this nice.

[buchoucompelsu]

[solemnly;]

You're right. I actually lured you here to brainwash you into becoming my slave. There's no escape now.

[knivestomeatyou]

...

If your telling the truth that's cruel. If your joking that's just plain worse.