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[fu_noobspeaker]

Aw shucks, folks! Ain't it just a gosh-darned beautiful day? The wind's blowing in Marcy's tentacles, the toucans and the cows are a'lowing in the morning sun ... wouldn't today just be a great day for y'all to commune with nature?

[A CLUE: YOU ARE ALL NOW NAKED. Enjoy that.]

((YUP, IT'S JUST ABOUT NAKED DAY, FOLKS.))

Comments

[burgercraving]

[yanks one of the bigger books out of Maka's arms and covers herself up with it]

Okay, now go.

[skirtindanger]

-- Hey, give that back. I need that!

[burgercraving]

You can get it back tomorrow.

[skirtindanger]

There's plenty of other books you could use instead!

[burgercraving]

And getting one of those other books means I've gotta linger out here longer.

-And don't you dare tell anyone I don't wanna be naked. I'm totally into this.

[skirtindanger]

Can't you at least act like it, then? C'mon, that was the one I was looking forward to reading the most!

[burgercraving]

Unless you're planning on vanishing tomorrow-which I understand if you might be, fourteen isn't an excuse for being as flat as a board-you'll get it back tomorrow.

[skirtindanger]

-- You too?! Why can't any of you stop talking about me like that for once?

[burgercraving]

Just calling it like I see it.

Or don't see. Because there's nothing there.

[skirtindanger]

Hmph, like I care. It's not like I really want any, anyway.

[burgercraving]

You don't want anything because you haven't gotten up close and personal with your fingers or your vibrating toothbrush yet.

[skirtindanger]

Ugh, that-- not everything has to be about that, you know.

[burgercraving]

I'm sure you'll meet a hot bookworm you can't help but wanna ride in the stacks sometime.

[skirtindanger]

Not interested.

[burgercraving]

Go to town on yourself sometime and tell me if you feel the same.

[skirtindanger]

Do we have to talk about this now?