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[fu_noobspeaker]

Aw shucks, folks! Ain't it just a gosh-darned beautiful day? The wind's blowing in Marcy's tentacles, the toucans and the cows are a'lowing in the morning sun ... wouldn't today just be a great day for y'all to commune with nature?

[A CLUE: YOU ARE ALL NOW NAKED. Enjoy that.]

((YUP, IT'S JUST ABOUT NAKED DAY, FOLKS.))

Comments

[fruitophile]

Isn't that cheating? ♣

[gaybatbanchou]

Probably.

[fruitophile]

Sneaky. ♠

[gaybatbanchou]

If it catches up to me, I'll deserve it. If it doesn't, I got lucky. This place picks its battles at random.

[fruitophile]

Does it now. ♠ That sounds like you're implying it has a will of its own. ♦

[gaybatbanchou]

Does it?

[fruitophile]

Maybe. ♣

[gaybatbanchou]

Stranger things have happened.

I'm Akira, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[fruitophile]

I heard this is a big magic trick. ♦ Is that true? ♠

[gaybatbanchou]

You'd have to ask a magician.

[fruitophile]

Easy. ♥

[gaybatbanchou]

Oh?

[fruitophile]

What a dirty trick. ♣ But to do it to so many people at once is impressive. ♥

[gaybatbanchou]

There are lots of powerful people here, but the Director is certainly the most skilled, if this place is proof.

[fruitophile]

... hmm. ♥

[gaybatbanchou]

Before you ask, no one knows how to get to her, but by all means, have fun trying.