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[fistingthing]

[in the Mess Hall, it's another just lovely Monday . . . with the distinct exception that on this particular Monday, everyone's naked. So perhaps it can be counted as a blessing when, suddenly, the lights go out?]

"Vishante kaffar!"[And then there's light again! If you look closely at the glowing, writhing figure hanging by an ankle from the

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[justwannahave]

[Monday mealtimes used to be so routine--but now there's an elf hanging from the ceiling on Mandatory Naked Day.]

[fistingthing]

[it's really quite the view]

Do not stare.

[justwannahave]

*ignores that request*

I'd offer my beach towel, but I'm using it right now.

[Hmmm, does this make people more or less likely to want sausages for breakfast? :|a]

[fistingthing]

[the sausage on display is quite respectable; answer inclining towards yes]

I said not to stare! [though that does beg a question] Why is everyone unclothed? I had assumed our captors simply wished to deprive Hawke and myself of our equipment, but now I see that everyone has been subjected to this indignity. Even the child.

[justwannahave]

[First glowing naked elf ever!]

It's Mandatory Naked Day. Are you new to Camp?

[fistingthing]

[it's a sight few have seen 'til now!]

You mean, have we just been kidnapped and dumped here without a word from our captors of what they hope to accomplish? Then yes. We are new.

[justwannahave]

Welcome to Camp. You just happened to arrive on the day when everyone's clothes have vanished or aren't cooperating.

[fistingthing]

What? . . . this is Hawke's fault somehow, I'm sure.

[justwannahave]

Around here we have a similar saying--it's Camp's fault.

[fistingthing]

What do you mean? Explain.

[justwannahave]

[Goodness, are you still upside down?]

Zombie soup on Tuesdays--it's Camp. You suddenly turn into an animal--it's Camp. The showers spray blood--it's definitely Camp. You're wearing a dress--it's unmistakably Camp's doing.

[fistingthing]

[yes, and all the blood rushing to my head is not improving my mood]

And who or what is 'Camp'?

[justwannahave]

[Heh]

This place--it's a summer camp run by someone who may be insane. It may be magical in some way too.

[fistingthing]

[excuse me for a moment while I let Hawke use magic to free me, finally. And proceed to fall on top of her.]

[justwannahave]

[Ah, young love!]

[fistingthing]

[I am not in love. There are no puppy eyes. Except the ones Fenris is totally giving Hawke after springing away]

There was sufficient room for me to land on my feet, if she hadn't been in the way. [injured pride is such a prickly thing, isn't it?]