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[today in camp, as you go about your daily life, you may have a curious experience of sorts. The lighting may flicker - even outside. There might be something mildly distorted for a few seconds before reverting to normal. The air in general feels thick, today. Stale, even. Something's not quite right and, in fact, something just seems wrong. If you

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[OUTSIDE OF THE STUDIO]

[boldstarring]

[stops, blinking. then steps back inside for a moment before stepping back out again.]

... seriously?

[goldstarring]

These effects tend to . . . happen. There's not really any way round them, but they do wear off, so you'll begin to remember again soon, I'd hope.

[boldstarring]

One can only hope. I guess my first question is, where do we live? And eat? And why is there corn?

[goldstarring]

There's a Mess Hall! And we live in an inn.

And the corn is because we're on a farm. It's really complicated.

[boldstarring]

Right, I won't ask then, particularly if I'm just going to remember it soon enough. It can be a mystery for now - I think I like those. I'm not certain.

If we're trapped, then we're not from here, right? Do we have any friends out here or anything, or is it just us?

[goldstarring]

We have friends here! How many depends on how loosely we're defining friends. You see, we're very talented people. And some people just don't like that.

[boldstarring]

What do we do?

[goldstarring]

. . . I could show you!

[boldstarring]

That's probably easier than explaining it.

[goldstarring]

And we are in an appropriate place. Come on.

[boldstarring]

Lead the way, my lady.

[boldstarring]

-no, no, that doesn't even sound right.

[STICKS CLOSE TO HER.]

[goldstarring]

[LAUGHS!]

You actually just said that!

[boldstarring]

It sounded fine in my head, but the minute the words came out of my mouth, something in me just went "what are you doing, you loser." I have absolutely no idea what happened there.

[goldstarring]

That'd be your inner critic talking. Right!

[leading him into one of the smaller studios!] Prepare to have your world rocked.

[boldstarring]

[blinks! and then grabs a chair, taking a seat.]

Rocked, huh? ... Bring it.