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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[sistercomplex]

[Walks into the mess hall, notices the muffins briefly and then flops on the table. WITHOUT TOUCHING ONE. :o]

[nocturnemission]

[Watching...]

Ohhhhh.

[sistercomplex]

[Nods! :|b]

[nocturnemission]

So, uh, what is it you're wanting to sword?

[sistercomplex]

[THE THING THAT JUMPED ME!

Here, have some vague hand motion in attempt to describe what it looks like.]

[nocturnemission]

Is it a yeti?

[sistercomplex]

[The fuck's a yeti?]

[nocturnemission]

The chupacarbras?

[sistercomplex]

[Tries to repeat that word. Just. What?]

[nocturnemission]

You know, some people say that all the chupacabras sightings have just been coyotes with mange, but I believe!

[sistercomplex]

[... Coyotes?]

[nocturnemission]

... You don't believe in chupacabras?

[sistercomplex]

[Makes a 'wtf' gesture.]

[nocturnemission]

I guess not. Let's see, what else could you be after... Gremlins?

[sistercomplex]

[... Gets up and finds a napkin. orz.]

[nocturnemission]

[Waits for him]