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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[littlestdeath]

[He should have found cooler sunglasses]

[Damnit he can hear that can't he]

[littlestdeath]

Hey! I don't need you to get me one, I can get it myself. You're blind, you can't tell if my paws are dirty.

[derepathy]

It's common sense. Putting your paws on the table is the same as bare feet.

[littlestdeath]

It's not like I'm getting it in the food.

[derepathy]

Close enough.

[DROPS ON THE FLOOR :| and sets down a blueberry muffin on a plate]

[littlestdeath]

[STUPID I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP]

[looks at the muffin]

...

Thanks. [nomom muffinsss eating is so much easier than paying attention to some blind person]

[derepathy]

You're welcome.

[littlestdeath]

[Stupid superhearing, stupid virus, stupid smug look...]

[So much huffing and eating of muffin is going on here]

[derepathy]

[TAKING THAT ALL AS COMPLIMENTS]