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[iscrewtothink]

[somewhere out in the open, in the main center of activity, there is a mad scientist with a screw in his head. some of you delightful campers and counselors who have been around for a while may recognize him! He is armed with a laptop and a maniacal grin

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[jerkchester]

Stein?!

[jerkchester]

[rolls his eyes at that]

There was hole a few weeks back. Like a rip in space itself. Sam's looking into it but it kinda signals more stuff heading our way.

[iscrewtothink]

... which one's Sam again?

[jerkchester]

My brother.

[iscrewtothink]

Oh. Right. Yes.

...

[trying not to think about it, all the interesting things--cranks screw before Dean can start contemplating shooting him]

So there's a hole and the hole is a signal that there are more things coming and people are losing voices and sight and other things to these creatures that assault them--and yet you still asked if it was likely for a creature to make it through the barrier.

[jerkchester]

Hey, I'm covering my bases here!

[iscrewtothink]

Clearly, your brother is the brains of the outfit.

Has anything else turned up? My, I seem to have such perfect timing for these events...

[jerkchester]

Fuck you.

There's a weird zombie by the carnival and a few mysterious girls trolling around camp, but that's it.

[iscrewtothink]

... weird zombie? Mysterious girls?

Be a little more specific. A weird zombie to you may be something completely normal to me.

[jerkchester]

Fuck if I know what the girls' deal is about. But the zombie is weird because it ain't a camp zombie.

[iscrewtothink]

[... you're still failing at explaining what's so different about the zombie]

Should I mention now that one of my colleagues from home is a zombie and rather blue? If that's the zombie, do refrain from assaulting him. If it's not, describe it to me.

[jerkchester]

He ain't a camper or a counselor. He didn't come from camp. So where the fuck did he come from?

[iscrewtothink]

[turning. the screw.]

He came with the fair, clearly. What gives away he isn't either?

[jerkchester]

He doesn't talk about brains?

[iscrewtothink]

Nor does my coworker back home.

Again. How does this make him not a counselor nor a camper?

[jerkchester]

Why don't you go meet him yourself?