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[accellence]

Terui Ryuu. Captain of the Fuuto city police squad, as well as Captain of the CFUD police squad. I'm currently recruiting members.

I also want to know everything there is about this place.

[ ooc; intro post. new icons, might be slow etc. ]

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[wellerthanthou]

Is there any place you'd like for me to start?

[accellence]

Start at any place you wish.

[wellerthanthou]

You're currently in the American Midwest at a place called Camp Fuck You Die.

[accellence]

. . .

[wellerthanthou]

It was originally located in Louisiana, but we've since relocated, as you can see.

[accellence]

The name is crude.

[wellerthanthou]

It is. It also makes no sense, but that is the way of this place most times.

[accellence]

Is there anything else I should know?

[wellerthanthou]

People were originally brought here as suspects in the murder of the Director's fiancé, but it's been confirmed on several occasions that he's still alive. That aside, there are various viruses that we can catch that can change our sex, make us older or younger, turn us into animals and make switch bodies with people. The soup on Tuesday is inedible and we're also trapped here.

[accellence]

I want to meet this Director.

[wellerthanthou]

As do many others. Unfortunately no one knows how to get in contact with her and she doesn't usually reveal herself to us.

[accellence]

And it's impossible to escape.

[wellerthanthou]

[nods]

[accellence]

Then there's even more of a need for a police squad here.

[wellerthanthou]

There isn't much crime, though.

[accellence]

Even so.