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[head_downstairs]

[Today in the fabled center of camp there are two siblings forced on a chair behind a desk. There are lots and lots of forms and pens on the desk, and above them there is a giant banner reading:

LOOKING FOR BOYFRIENDS
Please read all the necessary requirements before applying.If you were to pick up one of the sheets of paper, you would read the

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[servicewitha]

[HMMMMMMMM]

[kepthishead]

It's not amusing.

[servicewitha]

It is a little from where I'm standing. You're both very attractive, though. For the record.

[kepthishead]

Don't talk about my sister like that!

[servicewitha]

Like what?

[kepthishead]

Like that! She doesn't need anything like that right now and I don't want to know about it if she did!

[servicewitha]

There's nothing wrong with saying she's pretty. And I did include you, too. But I'm already with someone, so you can rest easy.

[kepthishead]

I was ignoring that part to be polite. And I wasn't worried!

[servicewitha]

You don't have to be polite. And why make a big deal out of it if you're not worried?

[kepthishead]

It's the principle of the matter!

[servicewitha]

Of course.

[kepthishead]

Stop flirting with my sister!

[servicewitha]

I think you're taking this a bit too seriously.

[kepthishead]

How is it not serious?

[servicewitha]

How is it?

[kepthishead]

She's my sister!