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[head_downstairs]

[Today in the fabled center of camp there are two siblings forced on a chair behind a desk. There are lots and lots of forms and pens on the desk, and above them there is a giant banner reading:

LOOKING FOR BOYFRIENDS
Please read all the necessary requirements before applying.If you were to pick up one of the sheets of paper, you would read the

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[oztensibly]

[... oh wait that's...]

[kepthishead]

What's that supposed to mean?

[oztensibly]

You're the one who said it.

[kepthishead]

I'm telling you to change your behaviour, not threatening you with a punishment.

[oztensibly]

You cannot tell me to do anything.

[kepthishead]

Why not?

[oztensibly]

...

[kepthishead]

- don't say it! She doesn't know!

[oztensibly]

Don't be stupid, of course I'm not going to say it! Can your opinion of me get any lower?

[kepthishead]

You know that's not true. She's from before it happens. Call it selfish, but I don't want her to know what happens to her.

[oztensibly]

Then I'll make it easier for you and leave. It's not like she wants me here.

[kepthishead]

Vanessa doesn't want anyone near me. Don't take it so personally!

[oztensibly]

That's not entirely true, is it?

[kepthishead]

...she'll come around and see what I've seen.

[oztensibly]

...

[kepthishead]

She's stubborn, even worse than me, but she's not a bad person. She'll have to see eventually. She can change.