[This is taking place in some time whenever virus effects are still remaining!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight, one blind emopire was on his way back from practicing honing his other senses for patrolling scenarios. Unfortunately, he has also forgotten about the special~ project he gave a certain evil genius permission to work on and is now in the process of trying to dodge the attacks of a VERY ENHANCED vampire robot. With only one target. Ah,

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[sharpesthorn]

[oh, wait, is this serious?]

Yuuki-sama?

[criticalbit]

[why yes Ruka I did just rush in to defend my ex-partner from a killer vampire robot]

Ruka?! I'm--kind of busy right now--!!

[sharpesthorn]

[oh my god why]

Stop that this instant!

[criticalbit]

I can't do that!

[sharpesthorn]

If you get hurt-!

[criticalbit]

Then I'll heal!

[sharpesthorn]

Leave it to someone else!

[god, do illusions even work on robots?]

[criticalbit]

He's blind, Ruka! This isn't something I can just pass off--!

[sharpesthorn]

I'll draw its attention, and you can do something with him and find out how to turn it off!

[criticalbit]

Ah--a-alright. Thank you!

[sharpesthorn]

And you are replacing these shoes! They are Prada.

[and i am shamefully making myself look like Zero to this robot, ffft]

[criticalbit]

[YOU'RE THE COOLEST ♥]

Of course!

[sharpesthorn]

[KANAME-SAMA IS HERE, HE IS SEEING THIS, YUUKI!!!]

Quickly!

[criticalbit]

[I hope what you had in mind for turning it off was punching it in the face

because that's what I did]

[sharpesthorn]

[I DO NOT THINK THERE WAS AN OFF-SWITCH THERE]

Yuuki!

[criticalbit]

[IT DESERVED THAT, OKAY!]

If it's supposed to be a vampire robot . . . I'm going to try for its head.