[This is taking place in some time whenever virus effects are still remaining!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight, one blind emopire was on his way back from practicing honing his other senses for patrolling scenarios. Unfortunately, he has also forgotten about the special~ project he gave a certain evil genius permission to work on and is now in the process of trying to dodge the attacks of a VERY ENHANCED vampire robot. With only one target. Ah,

Comments

[bluetilator]

You're not very good at that game.

[bitingcynicism]

[But I came very very close to not-failing with the whole neck-breaking attempt. Doesn't that count?

If you ignore my whole being half-conscious on the ground now...]

Nnnnngh... ?

[bluetilator]

The girl with the brown hair was better. Was the machine training you or were you training it?

[bitingcynicism]

Who... ?

[bluetilator]

Are you broken?

[bitingcynicism]

[OMG WHY. Also you ping NOT HUMAN. Grrrr.]

... I'm - fine.

[bluetilator]

Is it that you enjoy the pain? Is that because you are a vampire? You are all inferior, flimsy creatures, always breaking.

[bitingcynicism]

... so you - can tell. what are - you?

[bluetilator]

I am Illyria, God-King of the Primordium. I walked the worlds before your species was made flesh. I was feared and worshipped far and wide... [I can go on like this for a while]

[bitingcynicism]

... demon... ?

[bluetilator]

I am the purest and oldest of demons.

[bitingcynicism]

... tch...

[Just going to. Roll to the side.]

[bluetilator]

[might be poking you with a stick a little]

[bitingcynicism]

[... I really hate tonight. -_-]