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May 23, 2011 22:07

[SOMEWHERE, there is a guy appearing as if from nowhere who might look a wee bit annoyed and even have some left over blood splattered across his rumpled trench coat (no big concern, honest). This guy, however, also has a job to do.]

I'll start with something simple. What do you think makes someone human?

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 02:32:15 UTC
Aren't all serial killers hot, too?

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 02:36:41 UTC
. . . Seriously?

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 02:37:32 UTC
The affected voice is a little much, but he's not bad. I bet he's a vampire.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 02:57:42 UTC
I only find it attractive when the object of my affections doesn't have to choose between prison or me.

Besides, vampires dress better.

(( that tag took WAY too long. taking it as my cue to go sleep. ))

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 03:01:35 UTC
I already know you like them boring, Hummel.

And maybe it's laundry day.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 17:30:58 UTC
You would think that. And that's unlikely, [waves hand dismissively] you don't wait until laundry day when your hands are industrial strength Shout Wipes. Which means, Santana, that he touched his trenchcoat and the stains disappeared. Why don't I have that power?

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 17:32:24 UTC
Because you aren't angelic.

Now tell me that isn't hot.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 17:43:21 UTC
[gives her a weird look between irritation and confusion] Did you just say I'm not angelic? We're talking about me here, right?

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 17:44:27 UTC
Gruff and not-that-tall here is an angel.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 17:49:45 UTC
Oh.

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 17:50:14 UTC
So, hot. Simple.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 17:57:58 UTC
I don't believe it. Vampires, I can believe. Magic, I can work with. Angels, that's where I draw the line.

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 17:59:01 UTC
Yeah, well, I know someone here who eats people. I'm willing to believe anything at this point.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 18:07:00 UTC
Okay, can we focus, here? You don't need faith to believe in cannibalism. You just need human flesh and someone crazy enough to want to eat it.

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burgercraving May 24 2011, 18:08:10 UTC
Okay, we already did this crap back in Mckinley. This is camp. It doesn't mean you need to believe in Jesus, just that this place is weird.

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barfintomyhat May 24 2011, 18:24:10 UTC
So what, you're okay with Bass Voice Forgot-to-Shave being an angel now? I don't think Sunday School covered this guy.

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