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[freedwill]

[SOMEWHERE, there is a guy appearing as if from nowhere who might look a wee bit annoyed and even have some left over blood splattered across his rumpled trench coat (no big concern, honest). This guy, however, also has a job to do.]

I'll start with something simple. What do you think makes someone human?

((Will be a bit slow guys. ILU all!

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[burgercraving]

You know him, huh?

[boxbythebed]

I might.

[burgercraving]

I really hope you didn't fuck him once or something, because that's just embarrassing.

[boxbythebed]

Um, rules?

[burgercraving]

There isn't some marker on his back that says he isn't from your world.

[boxbythebed]

No, he isn't. So no, I never fucked him.

He's an angel.

[burgercraving]

... Whoa, hold on a second. I thought angels were supposed to be all serene and cute like little babies.

[boxbythebed]

If you've got a problem with this, I suggest you take it up with God.

[burgercraving]

I'll keep it in mind.

So what's so gross about him?

[boxbythebed]

Does it matter?

[burgercraving]

Fine. I'll just talk to him and figure out for myself. That isn't why I'm here.

[boxbythebed]

Uh huh.

[burgercraving]

Look, I wasn't eavesdropping-[much]-but I overheard your fight with your ex the other night.

[boxbythebed]

That's none of your business.

[burgercraving]

I'm not asking for details, but-you know, whatever. He's a dick.

[boxbythebed]

How much did you hear?