ITP: FRIENDSHIP

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[tasteslikehair]

[TOTALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE!]

Hi, I'm Cat!

[tasteslikehair]

What's that supposed to mean!?

[topdecking]

Ummm, that you look kinda like a girl, I guess?

[tasteslikehair]

Oh, thank you!

[topdecking]

Uh, sure, you're welcome!

[tasteslikehair]

What's your name?

[topdecking]

Me? I'm Judai! Nice to meet you.

[tasteslikehair]

It's nice to meet you, too!

[topdecking]

... I wonder what we're supposed to do now.

[tasteslikehair]

I think we're supposed to get to know each other.

[topdecking]

Hmm... It's kind of hard when you're just being ordered to do it on the spot! What kind of stuff do you usually do?

[tasteslikehair]

I love performing, and sometimes, I like to come up with sentences that no one's ever said before in the history of time.

[topdecking]

Whoa, that's kinda cool! Can you do one now? I wanna try it, too!

[tasteslikehair]

Okay, um...

"Ah, that sure was a refreshing shower, can someone set me on fire?"

See? No one would ever say that. 'Cause first of all, if you're happy about the shower you just took, there's no way you're going to want someone to set you on fire. And second, if you just got out of the shower, you're going to be soaking wet and wouldn't catch on fire anyway. Could never happen.

[topdecking]

[nod nod] Yeah, that's really smart!

[tasteslikehair]

Thank you.