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[tinmedalsoldier]

[Wherever you are in Camp, a musketeer and a superhero have suddenly burst through the door--and just as suddenly slammed it shut behind them and thrown themselves across the doorway, as if to prevent something from following them inside.

They also seem to be having an argument.]

I don't know why I still listen to you!Yeah, I was kinda wonderin'

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[runstowardsfire]

*was milking this sheep in this old barn and the sheep is so startled it knocks over the bucket*

. . . What are you running from?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Um...

... it was dark?

[runstowardsfire]

*rights the bucket*

So you have no idea what you're running from?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Oh, we had an idea... Just one with very sharp teeth.

[runstowardsfire]

But what were you two doing out in the dark?

[tinmedalsoldier]

We were supposed to be out protecting Camp from monsters.

[runstowardsfire]

Has anyone been eaten yet?

[tinmedalsoldier]

You mean aside from us, nearly?

[runstowardsfire]

That's a measure of success, surely? Did it follow you?

*yep--going to keep milking this sheep since no monster has barged in*

[tinmedalsoldier]

It was right behind us!

[runstowardsfire]

[Can tell that you're probably telling the truth.]

Perhaps the presence of more people made it veer off?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Or it knew how fierce we would be if we turned at bay.

...

Yeah, your idea makes more sense.

[runstowardsfire]

You did your best.

Want any milk?

[tinmedalsoldier]

... from sheep?

[runstowardsfire]

Or the few cows that are actually real.

[tinmedalsoldier]

Oh. Well... Thanks, but I'm not really thirsty.