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[legendaryingly]

[It's an overcast day in Camp today. The wind blows around the cornstalks with furious might. Black, ominous clouds gather heavy, dark and pendulous. Lightning cracks a few times for dramatic effect and just when it seems the sky would unleash with all of its fury... A light breaks through

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[coffeejesus]

Ara? Did someone lose this? [ pulls it out ] I'll go put it in the lost and found.

[legendaryingly]

You do not have the right to decide that.

[legendaryingly]

My legend began in the twelfth century.

[legendaryingly]

It was on a farm much like this one.

[legendaryingly]

The avocados dangled on the vines entrancingly, she reached out to me softly, her hands purple.

[legendaryingly]

Yes, it was in a camp much like this one. Filled with corn.

[legendaryingly]

Which brings me to provision number 21.

Every morning will have a hand made breakfast, precisely at 0600 every morning. Eggs sunny side up, with one gently poached and the bacon crispy, but not overdone. The coffee should be aromatic but strong.

DONE

[legendaryingly]

[He hands you a large stack of paperwork.]

Please review these carefully.

[coffeejesus]

Alright. [ starts reading ]

[ while she's reading she asks this ]

Would you like some food now?

[legendaryingly]

[He swings his staff back around!]

[legendaryingly]

[It catches the light.]

[legendaryingly]

Yes.

[coffeejesus]

[ picks you up & carries you ] Then let's go back to the Milk Dipper and I'll make you something nice to eat.

[legendaryingly]

[He crosses his legs primly, setting his cane on top of his knees.]

Afternoons begin with a BLT, with freshly chopped lettuce, a sparkling tomato and moderately cooked ham. It should be cut into triangles.

[coffeejesus]

[ opens the door of the Milk Dipper & sets you on a chair ] Alright, please wait a few moments.

[legendaryingly]

[He poses, the light shining off of his whole body for a moment.]