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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well good morning, campers and counselors! Rise 'n shine! Sure is a beautiful day out there, isn't it? Anyway, I thought I'd give y'all an update on that little bugger. He sure is a tricky one! Almost had him cornered today 'round behind the mess hall, too! Except he might've sorta escaped through the kitchen and snatched all the coffee and the

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[boldstarring]

[eyes the coffee with disdain.]

There's "mischievious," and then there's "cruelty." This? Falls under the latter.

[pchaaair]

eRR, i DIDN'T KNOW THAT, tHERE WAS SOMETHING CRUEL, aBOUT THIS,

[boldstarring]

It's true that caffeine is an addictive substance and can be detrimental to certain people's health, but it's also quite useful and beneficial in other areas, to the point where people rely on it. Denying them anything caffeinated is totally harsh.

[pchaaair]

oH,
i DIDN'T KNOW THAT, aND i GUESS THAT, iN THAT CASE, iT IS BAD TO TAKE IT AWAY, }:(
aRE YOU, eRR, oNE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT DEPENDS ON IT,

[boldstarring]

Not as much as I used to - I've been slowly cutting down my intake. Still, cold turkey is no way to go.

[pchaaair]

iT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE, a GOOD WAY TO GO, eVEN THOUGH i DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURKEY IS,
bUT COLD USUALLY ISN'T GOOD, sO, tHAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD WAY TO GO,

[boldstarring]

It's an idiom - it means to cut something off completely from yourself. I thought it was fairly basic.

[pchaaair]

i'M NOT, cOMPLETELY USED TO EARTH TERMS FOR THINGS YET, aND THERE IS STILL A LOT THAT i'M LEARNING,

[boldstarring]

[eyes him for a moment.]

I guess that makes sense. Have you tried dictionaries?

[pchaaair]

i DID ONCE, bUT THERE WAS A LOT TO TAKE IN AT ONE TIME,
sO i HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING WITH IT SINCE,

[boldstarring]

. . . You don't actually have to read it all at once.

[pchaaair]

oH,
wELL, i WILL REMEMBER THAT FOR THE FUTURE, aND NOT TRY TO READ IT ALL AT ONE TIME, bECAUSE THERE ARE PROBABLY, eRR, mORE EXCITING THINGS TO DO, tHAN READ THAT ALL THE TIME,

[boldstarring]

It wouldn't make a lot of sense all at once, anyway. You just keep it around and look up things you don't know.

[pchaaair]

tHAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH, sO i THINK THAT, i WILL DO THAT,
aND MAYBE IT WILL HELP, wITH MAKING HUMANS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND,

[tasteslikehair]

One time I fell under a ladder.

[boldstarring]

That's completely irrelevant.