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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well good morning, campers and counselors! Rise 'n shine! Sure is a beautiful day out there, isn't it? Anyway, I thought I'd give y'all an update on that little bugger. He sure is a tricky one! Almost had him cornered today 'round behind the mess hall, too! Except he might've sorta escaped through the kitchen and snatched all the coffee and the

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[autorejoin]

[staring sullenly at the coffee]

What is this decaf bullshit?

[the_ex_in_xp]

The tea's not much better. Not unless you want some decaf Darjeeling.

[holds up her mug, complete with dainty teabag]

[autorejoin]

It's not worth it if there's no caffeine.

[the_ex_in_xp]

There is an almost caffeine like flavor that could trick your body into thinking it wants to be awake?

[autorejoin]

[taking a sip of the decaf coffee and making a face]

I think I'm immune to placebos.

[the_ex_in_xp]

If you know it doesn't work, then it doesn't count as a placebo. But at least it doesn't taste like ass.

[autorejoin]

Fuck it, I'll go for the tea. Drinking that shit's like drinking non-alcoholic beer: Pointless and why would you want to?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Exactly. [getting him one of the tea bags and pushing the mug over]

Besides, this gives you +1 culture points.

[autorejoin]

[hot water + tea bag = otp]

And we all know what a classy guy I am.

[the_ex_in_xp]

The classiest. You didn't even go for the obvious sexual jokes involved.

[autorejoin]

Sometimes, it's just too easy.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Your self-restraint is awesome, dude.