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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy there, campers and counselors! Summer time's comin' up, which means we're in season again! Unfortunately, some of y'all have been slackin' a little on the job front. Now, I know how hard it can be in this rough ecnowhatsit, and payment can be somethin' of a bummer! Look at me, I'm only gettin' cupcakes and party favors like this kazoo here!

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[justwannahave]

{Can I bang my head against the wall repeatedly? No, that would attract attention.]

I don't think we're properly equipped to do that.

[asterisking]

Why? What's your job?

[justwannahave]

Camp Shoe Sales Representative.

I don't think anyone here wants to know about my job.

[asterisking]

What kind of white shoes do you have?

[justwannahave]

You'll be wanting the men's catalogue then. I don't regularly sell men's shoes, but since I'm here, there are unisex shoes and men's shoes that can be ordered in.

[asterisking]

Show it to me.

[justwannahave]

*returns with a catalogue*

Hand-made, no child-labour guaranteed.

[asterisking]

Hm. [ looks through it ]

[justwannahave]

Only white shoes?

[asterisking]

I only wear white.

[justwannahave]

I see . . . Do you have to do laundry every day?

[asterisking]

[ shrugs ] It's a small price to pay.

[justwannahave]

What's your job then?

[asterisking]

I don't have one. I'm a camper.

[justwannahave]

Do you have a job at home then?

[asterisking]

. . . clone baby?