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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy there, campers and counselors! Summer time's comin' up, which means we're in season again! Unfortunately, some of y'all have been slackin' a little on the job front. Now, I know how hard it can be in this rough ecnowhatsit, and payment can be somethin' of a bummer! Look at me, I'm only gettin' cupcakes and party favors like this kazoo here!

Comments

[inthemoodnow]

Job that bad?

[capt_homo]

Uh... it's not good?

[inthemoodnow]

So what is it?

[capt_homo]

Performance Anxiety Counsellor.

[inthemoodnow]

*pauses, arms crossed, then with a hand up to his mouth*

...it's a very serious problem and I'm glad that someone is tending to it.

[capt_homo]

...Dude! Not like that!

[inthemoodnow]

And here you had me all excited.

*holds a hand out to him*

Captain Jack Harkness. Nice to meet you.

[capt_homo]

Stephen Stills, likewise.

[inthemoodnow]

*a very friendly, manly handshake!*

Been stuck here for long, Stephen?

[capt_homo]

Couple months? Not that long.

[inthemoodnow]

Pretty crazy, huh?

*did the handshake linger for just a little bit longer than would be normal? ehh, maybe not.*

[capt_homo]

I heard it gets worse.

[doesn't notice like a winner]

[inthemoodnow]

Yeah, the no-sex rule has a sort of exponential frustration factor.

[capt_homo]

That hasn't really come up for me.

[inthemoodnow]

*claps him on the shoulder sympathetically*

I am both sorry and jealous.

*...his hand is still there, btw*

[capt_homo]

I-it's not a big deal?

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