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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy there, campers and counselors! Summer time's comin' up, which means we're in season again! Unfortunately, some of y'all have been slackin' a little on the job front. Now, I know how hard it can be in this rough ecnowhatsit, and payment can be somethin' of a bummer! Look at me, I'm only gettin' cupcakes and party favors like this kazoo here!

Comments

[fruitophile]

But what if our jobs don't involve dealing with others? ♣

[gets_you_wet]

I suppose not every job does.

[fruitophile]

It could, if I made a joke out of it. ♦

[gets_you_wet]

I am not sure I follow...

[fruitophile]

[ chuckles to himself ♠ ]

My job involves looking after fruit. ♠ What could I grow here? ♦

[gets_you_wet]

Many interesting plants grow here.

[fruitophile]

Like? ♣

[gets_you_wet]

I have a seen a tree with undergarments hanging from it like fruits.

[fruitophile]

... ♣

I've seen that. ♥

[gets_you_wet]

But that is not the fruit you seek.

[fruitophile]

It might have been. ♠ I'm just too shy to admit it. ♦

[gets_you_wet]

There is no shame in performing your job, no matter what that job might be.

[fruitophile]

I could do better in terms of employment. ♠

[gets_you_wet]

What job would you prefer to have?

[fruitophile]

Whatever I feel like at the time. ♠ A freelancer, perhaps. ♦ But I'm a magician by trade. ♥

[gets_you_wet]

What sort of magic do you specialize in?