ITP: A rather damp lunch

[nocturnemission]

ARRRG! Stupid fly, quit trying to land on my sandwich!

[There is suddenly a localized typhoon in the mess hall. Your PB&J is likely to become soggy.]

((Time for sleepin'))

Comments

[mightlovedogs]

[hair is soaking wet. food is soaking wet. WHAT IS MY LIFE]

[unlucky_break]

I never even do anything! Most of the time, it's just her misunderstanding!

[mightlovedogs]

[lol]

The poor girl, being harassed by a guy like you all the time.

[unlucky_break]

The one who's being harassed is me! Getting attacked for no reason, being forced to go on a fake date out of nowhere, punishment games and cell phones and--- In any case, I'm completely innocent!

[mightlovedogs]

A fake date? Sounds like true love to me.

[unlucky_break]

... Huh? What are you talking about?

[mightlovedogs]

Everyone knows when you go on a fake date and hijinks happen, it's a sign of true love. It happens in all the romantic comedies.

[unlucky_break]

... You really should cut down on the shoujo manga there. That kind of ridiculous love comedy scenario would ordinarily never happen in real life, you know?

[mightlovedogs]

Why not?

[unlucky_break]

That's just common sense, isn't it? Love comedies may be funny to read, but don't expect such a development to occur so conveniently in real life.