(Untitled)

[actionpainting]

[TODAY! as you go about your regular mess hall activities, you may notice that there is a counselor covered in glitter sitting at one of the tables, typing away on her laptop]

--seriously, if this clogs up my keyboard I'm just giving up and going to live with the robocows.

Comments

[runstowardsfire]

. . . I take it that being covered in glitter doesn't help what you're doing?

[runstowardsfire]

[Computers for Dummies will get check out sometime soon.]

What is your job then? I think you're one of the counselors, right?

[actionpainting]

That's me, yeah. I'm basically here to write down all the weird stuff in camp.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . How much weird can you store inside that box?

[actionpainting]

All of the weird. I hope.

[runstowardsfire]

Good luck with that.

I'm Tiffany.

[actionpainting]

Thanks, Tiffany. I'm Wendy.

[runstowardsfire]

*nods* How much weird have you managed to record down? I'm almost at the end of one notebook already.

[actionpainting]

I have no idea. Maybe twenty pages worth? Double spaced.

[runstowardsfire]

Is being covered in glitter one of the weird things?

[actionpainting]

No. At least not compared to the other things camp has to offer.

[runstowardsfire]

That's certainly true. I used to think it was because I came from a different world, but it's a lot more complicated than that.

[actionpainting]

Seriously. It's kind of comforting to know that other people find underwear trees as strange as I do.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . Oh that tree. It's certainly useful when you need new underwear--it's just not the underwear I'm used to.

Magic can make very strange plants and animals.

[actionpainting]

I feel just a little awkward harvesting from it.

You're right, but I'm not sure magic's responsible for everything around here. Science can do it's own share of weird.

[runstowardsfire]

Wizards do science and magic mixed up together sometimes. So it could be something like. The mechanical animals for one. And the loud voices that come out of nowhere.