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[capt_homo]

[Today in camp, you may find yourself with a name tag. Except it doesn't seem to state your name... Stephen Stills and Ema Skye both have tags of their very own:

BAD AT BEING GAY

BAD AT SCIENCE]

...So you want to talk about it?
No. Because it's not true!
Whatever you say, I guess.

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[ofhisword]

[BAD AT FRATRICIDE]

. . . Really.

[ofhisword]

Indeed.

[capt_homo]

Any of them here?

[ofhisword]

No, none of them are.

[capt_homo]

Pretty lucky, then.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

That's the most interestin' one I've seen yet.

[ofhisword]

Is it?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

More interestin' than Connie over there suckin' at suckin'.

[ofhisword]

[glances over, then raises an eyebrow.]

... Yes, that would be problematic.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

So how many tries does it take t' figure out yer bad at somethin' like that?

[ofhisword]

Fratricide or vampirism? With the latter, you can imagine that many are simply not cut out for the lifestyle. The former - I'm not entirely certain what would merit being "bad" at it given that an attempt has technically not been made yet.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

The first one. Trust me, I know all about bein' bad at bein' a vampire. Slit my goddamn hand open an' still had t' shove it in his mouth ta make him man up.

[ofhisword]

An open offer? And it was refused? Pity.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

More like an' insistence an' I forced him t' accept. Jes' doin' my job, but he still yelled like a little girl havin' a tantrum afterwards.

[ofhisword]

Yes, how dare you act as a willing donor and feed him.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

So. [points at you] Vampire?