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[capt_homo]

[Today in camp, you may find yourself with a name tag. Except it doesn't seem to state your name... Stephen Stills and Ema Skye both have tags of their very own:

BAD AT BEING GAY

BAD AT SCIENCE]

...So you want to talk about it?
No. Because it's not true!
Whatever you say, I guess.

Comments

[burgercraving]

[BAD AT STAYING IN THE CLOSET]

...

[capt_homo]

Your teenage sex romps or whatever.

[burgercraving]

I could give you tips.

[capt_homo]

No thanks.

[burgercraving]

He needs a lot more than stubble, Stubby.

[capt_homo]

He likes me for more than my facial hair!

[oils_and_stuff]

[BAD AT SHARING AND NOT CARING]

...well.

[burgercraving]

Don't get your hopes up. I like dick.

[oils_and_stuff]

Please. You're cute, but you're not that cute.

And it's not like Camp's exactly a reliable labeler or anything. I can't even figure out what mine is supposed to mean.

[burgercraving]

It probably means you can't fool around with someone without there being feelings.

[oils_and_stuff]

Huh. That's not so bad really.

[burgercraving]

Or you're a jealous girlfriend.

[oils_and_stuff]

Oh, that could be it.

[burgercraving]

... Wait, am I right?

[oils_and_stuff]

Well, I'm definitely not okay with "sharing" my girlfriend. Would you be?

[burgercraving]

Has she ever cheated on you?