And then there were ponies.

[andcontrarywise]

*It's a pretty nice day, isn't it? The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. And in one of the fields, there's a winged pony prancing about a little and generally looking pleased with hirself

Comments

[sistercomplex]

I think you've just hit the jackpot for your stupid, Hatter.

[mylittlepwner]

[wait, wings AND a horn?]

. . . are you a princess?

[sistercomplex]

- Am I a what?

[mylittlepwner]

Oh, sorry. I thought you were a mare.

[sistercomplex]

Since when's a mare a princess?

[mylittlepwner]

Um, Princess Celestia? Our royal leader? You might have seen her around or something?

[sistercomplex]

... horses. have. princess leaders... right.

[mylittlepwner]

. . . you're not really a pony, are you.

[sistercomplex]

What gave me away?

[mylittlepwner]

You called me a horse. Every-human does that here.

[sistercomplex]

Huh? Aren't you a horse? You sure look like a horse.

[mylittlepwner]

One: I'm smaller than a horse.

Two: I'm faster than a horse.

Three: I am way faster than a horse.

[sistercomplex]

Okay so you're a fast TINY horse.

[mylittlepwner]

Yeeeeah, sure I am.

And yooou're an idiot!

[sistercomplex]

[Snorts and shakes mane.]

I'm not the one who can't tell the difference between a girl horse and a boy horse. Oh sorry boy pony.

[mylittlepwner]

Well maybe if you looked more like a boy I wouldn't have been confused.