I think we all saw this coming.

[gaybatbanchou]

[If you are a pony or a pony enthusiast, you may find yourself in the middle of a field, with crates of apples and carrots... as well as saddles, bridles, and all the tack anyone needs to ride. Above, there's a big ol' banner, just so there's no confusion:]

PONY RIDES

[It's gonna be a long afternoon.]

((Mingle. Consequences for not giving rides may or

Comments

[musclebeast_nut]

[You are currently standing in the outermost corner of the field, watching. No one knows what you are watching, but that is what you're doing.]

[gaybatbanchou]

[SUPER BUFF HORSE approacheth]

Hey.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Greetings
D --> Do you require assistance of some sort

[gaybatbanchou]

Actually, that's exactly what I was about to ask you. You don't look like you need it, but you never know.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I am becoming accustomed to this hoofbeast physique quite well, I believe
D --> This body is not as STRONG as I had first e%pected, but it is enjoyabull nonetheless

[meowverine]

:33 < ohhhhh my paaaaaawsh

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Nepeta
D --> I'm not sure I can e%plain this

[meowverine]

:33 < oh my pawsh
:33 < youve accomplished your dream!
:33 < youre a dashing hoofbeast now!

[musclebeast_nut]

[Your pony mouth pulls into the one of the most awkward smiles ever witnessed.]

D --> Do you tr001y think I'm dashing

[meowverine]

:33 < of course i do!
:33 < youre the bestest most majestic-est hoofbeast ive evfur s33n

[musclebeast_nut]

[You take a couple of tentative pony steps toward your MOIRAIL, lowering your head slightly as you do so.]

D --> I am glad you think so

[meowverine]

[> You pet that pony right now.]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You find yourself quite soothed by the petting. You begin to lean into the pets, realizing how undignified this is--hoofbeasts, no matter how majestic and dashing, are creatures of STRENGTH and BEAUTY to be admired from afar!

But your moirail is the one showering you with affection right now, so you daringly decide to not give a hoot about what you deem would be proper hoofbeast etiquette.]

[meowverine]

[> Hug the STRONG, BEAUTIFUL moirailpony.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Nepeta

[You take a moment to figure it out before very gently draping your head over her shoulder. A STRONG PONYSNORT escapes your nose.]

[meowverine]

[This is officially one of the top five best moments in your life. Ever.]