ITP: ADVICE

[yestothedress]

[Sup, Camp. Today, a slightly bothered-looking pony is standing at a table, a sparkling sign over her head.]

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I suppose I can understand the sentiment, and I do appreciate the sparkles, but is this restraint really necessary?

[A fashionable shackle keeps one of her legs attached to the table. However, she's nothing if not resourceful,

Comments

[sistercomplex]

[Unicorn pegasus pony here.]

... are you seriously sewing like that?

[yestothedress]

[Needle and thread are glowing as she stitches a hem.]

Of course I am. Why wouldn't I?

[sistercomplex]

Uh for one cuz everything's glowing and that's just weird. For two cuz YOU'RE CHAINED UP.

[yestothedress]

Well, I can't put my passion on hold because of a silly thing like that!

[sistercomplex]

Can't you use your horn to like shatter it or something?

[Poking at it with his own horn.]

[yestothedress]

I already tried; it didn't work.

[sistercomplex]

What about kicking real hard at the lock?

[yestothedress]

And chip a hoof? Are you insane?!

[sistercomplex]

... Out of the way!

[STARTS KICKING!!!]

[yestothedress]

Eep!

[Blinks, watches. Sorry, Camp table and shackle are saying FUCK YOU and not budging.]

[sistercomplex]

Aw come on!

[MOAR KICKINGS!!! This time with the back hooves.]

[yestothedress]

[Table shakes buuuut lol no. Not happening.]

[sistercomplex]

Man if I could just summon Nanatsusaya right now... Though I have no idea how I'd hold that in my teeth.

[yestothedress]

Oh, it's fine! I'm sure I'll be released once I answer enough questions.

[sistercomplex]

Huh? I guess I got one for you then. What else do the horns do aside from help you pick up stuff and move you around?